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Comments on Thursday 6 September 2001: |
Stage 1: "Please notify this office in writing or by fax (202 30? !\<u)" Stage 2: Ten minutes of "Press one if you'd like to go round in circles. Press two if you'd like to end this call." Stage 3: "I understand, sir. We don't have fax numbers here. You could write." Sure. Write. Like we did with the change of address months ago. You know, the change of address that was ignored, which is why this fiasco is happening. Or like we did with all those things we submitted when we were doing the other sort of application, that we kept getting told we hadn't submitted. Sure, I'll trust your letter-receiving abilities. I have a better idea. I'll fax every number in the 202 30(7/2) (1/4)5(3/2/8)(6/0/8) combinations. One of them must work. And then I'll write. And then I'll come round with a letter and put it in someone's hand. And then I'll shout it from a rooftop through a megaphone into the ear of a sleeping INS worker. One of these methods must meet with success. [17:31] |