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Archive March 2008
Tuesday 25 March 2008
My mailserver exploded at some point recently, and I had to delete the undelivered queue of more than 220000 messages. If you've sent me email in the last few days, there's a good chance I didn't get it. It is now working. [12:20] [0 comments]

Thursday 13 March 2008
Today, asked about the new Bionic Woman of which I have recently seen the first episode, I realised what it is that all these new sci-fi shows are doing that annoys me, which I have up until now been mentally referring to as "Battlestar Galacticking". It's the plot model in which there is just one plot being dragged out slowly (in the same way as a lot of anime, actually) - every episode promises that something interesting is about to happen as soon as the next episode starts, and then doesn't pay out.

I'm quite happy for shows to have an underlying plot that does that, but I like there to be a single episode plot as well. The A-Team did it that better way, Xena, Hercules, Jake 2.0, Eureka, Buffy, Angel (mostly), Firefly after the first couple of episodes, the original Battlestar Galactica, Buck Rogers, they all did it this way. And in non-sci-fi, House is the same way.

But primarily in new things, the episode plots have been removed and we're left with just the perpetual foiled promise of jam tomorrow. New BSG, Lost, some amount of Heroes, probably Bionic Woman judging by the first episode, Alias. And all soap operas ever. Not saying there's something intrinsically wrong with this model, it's evidently quite popular which is why it's being adopted so much recently, but I find it annoying and don't like to watch any of the shows that use it. I suspect what's happening is that these are really the soap-operas for a new generation, the people who don't actually have anything to empathise with in soap-operas with a real-world setting. And I've always disliked soap-operas. [16:31] [4 comments]

Saturday 8 March 2008
It's recipe time again! Today's incredibly short recipe is "what needs eating before it goes manky?" soup.

Ingredients: a large cooking apple, a low-end-normal-sized broccoli, two cloves of garlic, a vegetable stock cube, a generous handful of coriander, water. If you don't have a cooking apple, use two ordinary apples and some lemon juice.

Instructions: peel the garlic, core the apple, chop the scummy end bit off the broccoli, discard these discardables, throw everything else in the water. Boil for about fifteen minutes. Attack thoroughly with a blender. Boil for another five minutes. It's ready to eat. Serves me, or two ordinary people, or four people if you're using it as a starter rather than a whole meal. [11:48] [3 comments]

Friday 7 March 2008
A documentary on TV said "only then did we discover the true scale of Ted Bundy's atrocities."

That's right, he was actually only murdering very very tiny women, and the viewpoint was a lot closer than had previously been thought. [19:14] [0 comments]