Archive June 2007
Friday 22 June 2007
Dettol surface cleaner has an ad which claims that "your chopping board contains 50 times more bacteria than your toilet seat", and suggests that you use Dettol surface cleaner on your chopping board because it kills 99.9% of bacteria.

But then your toilet seat will contain 20 times more bacteria than your chopping board! Oh no! Better use Dettol surface cleaner on your toilet seat! Kills 99.9% of the bacteria you know!

Aiee! Now your chopping board contains 50 times more bacteria than your toilet seat again! Fuck you, Dettol, why did you make my chopping board to toilet seat bacteria ratio go back up? Why?! Will I never be free?! [11:53] [7 comments]


Wednesday 20 June 2007
On a bottle of Lucozade; "Lucozade should not be used to replace the fluids lost during diarrhoea."

Personally, I don't really want to drink something that should be used that way. [19:47] [5 comments]