| RavenBlog |
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| Comments on Friday 22 June 2007: |
| Dettol surface cleaner has an ad which claims that "your chopping board contains 50 times more bacteria than your toilet seat", and suggests that you use Dettol surface cleaner on your chopping board because it kills 99.9% of bacteria. But then your toilet seat will contain 20 times more bacteria than your chopping board! Oh no! Better use Dettol surface cleaner on your toilet seat! Kills 99.9% of the bacteria you know! Aiee! Now your chopping board contains 50 times more bacteria than your toilet seat again! Fuck you, Dettol, why did you make my chopping board to toilet seat bacteria ratio go back up? Why?! Will I never be free?! [16:53] |
| RavenBlack |
| And what if you use Dettol on your toilet seat first? Then your chopping board has 50000 times as much bacteria as your toilet seat! Fuck Dettol! |
| Lambert |
| Oh, the complexity.... |
| Thomas |
| That reminds me of Zeno's Paradox, I solved that one in 3 minutes, but I rounded up to 3 to compensate for the fact that I heard the paradox before I decided to time myself (the "question of evil" took about 10 years though). |
| Alla |
| Oh my.. Well, good luck with that. |
| Melange |
| what about the fact that bacteria on your toilet seat is likely to be far more dangerous than bacteria on your chopping board? to avoid the horrible dilemma in which you have found yourself, how about always eating shop bought food? then you remove the chopping board from the equation... or not eating at all? that would stop the need for both a chopping board and a toilet seat! |
| Anet |
| Simple solution, fuck Dettol and use your toilet seat to chop your veg. |
| Raj |
| That was a hilarious post. Someone should run a spoof of this immideatly after the dettol ad. Anet's Comment was equally hilarious too LOL<\/A>/ |