Archive March 2007

An amusing sequence of blog-comment spam, all clearly from the same origin by the timing - obviously they came with URLs, but by repeating the words without the URLs I won't feed their purpose and might even push them down a google-rank if the terms end up leading to my blog entry instead of to the spammer sites. Anyway, that part's not important, the important thing is that apparently the following spam topics are related:

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Did you realise that turning people into a pillar of salt was a euphemism? [05:07] [1 comment]

Saturday 10 March 2007

That song just came on TV, that says "when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore", and I thought "what the fuck". And then I went to make some food.

Hypothesis 1 - the song is a subliminal food advertisement.

While I was making food, the song was repeating in my head, and making less and less sense. "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, what the fuck, you're on crack or something." Then it suddenly all made sense - if you perform a simultaneous equation solution on the actual song and the mental reaction to it, you discover that "what the fuck, you're on crack or something - that's amore."

Hypothesis 2 - the song contains a very clever, succinct and subtle message about the nature of love.

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