Somehow, in conversation with my wife, a joke came up which led to the suggestion that it would be great, as a child, to have been named with swearwords, ie. Piss Fuck Wank. What better way to stave off name mockery? The other kids call you Piss Fuck Wank, it's just your name, not offensive at all. Whereas if your name is, say, Chris Tucker, then when other kids call you Piss Fucker it's clearly offensive. Also, it would be fantastic to have every kid in school named for swearwords. Roll Call would be even funnier than with just one. Of course, the humour would be lost if it became commonplace.
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