A quick Google-search reveals that I'm not the only one who is irked every time by the ad for some washing product that says "if soap can dry itself, imagine what it could do to your skin!" Delightful, an appeal to a false premise followed by an imaginary conclusion! Here's a better one:
If pigs can fly, imagine what a terrorist could do with pigs!
That's right, so stop washing yourself with pigs, use cows. They're more than 50% moisturizer. (Water moisturizes things. It also "dries itself"!)
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