|Comments on Tuesday 21 November 2006:|
|Spam subject line: People judge your dick size by your shoes size.|
The spam then went on to try to sell me some sort of penis-enlarging product. Why would I want one of those? Clown shoes are evidently the superior solution.
The spam immediately after that suggested "score with nanotechnology". My shoes aren't that small, Mr Spam. [18:23]
|is it possible to overdose on viagra?? (it probably causes heart and respiratory muscle spasms or something)|
i'm spammed about 50 times a day with "great deals" on the stuff so i just had to wonder.
jesus-christ-bananas! i know i'm 16 but don't even want THAT much sex....nor do i need the help! (knock on wood)
|ok I buggered that last part up so here is the revised version;|
*jesus-christ-bananas! I know I'm 16 but even I dont want THAT much sex....nor do I need the help! (knock on wood)
|I'm not sure whether "knock on wood" is funnier if the joke was intentional, or funnier if it wasn't. Either way, you're really supposed to knock boots. Another "shoe size" reference.|
|...ohhh, we're living in XXI century...we just need that kind of magic... -SPAM ! :)hehe|
|but if we wore huge shoes(for the guys) wouldnt everyone just want to get into your pants even more? and no matter how big the shoes you wore people could still spam you....just a few thoughts of mine...|
|No, the joke wasn't intentional, and yes, it is finnier that way!|