|I have this advertisement for a talk, put through my door. Obviously I don't want to go to it, since that would involve leaving the house and then there would be people, but I do want to know what it would be about. But I don't want to know what it would really be about, because it would be something boring, so what I want is some entertaining imaginative things it would be about.|
So what I'm hoping for is to tap the imaginations of my more amusing readers, and hear tales of what the talk might have been. Entertain me! Here's the content of the leaflet.
|Welcome to our spiritual campaign|
Global Warning - The good news !!! Is there more than what the scientists are telling us? (picture of an intense-looking mustached black man in a white suit)
Speaker: Pastor Maziva Maposa from Zimbabwe.
Date: 9th- 30 September 2006
Saturday and Sunday - 7:00pm
Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday - 7:30pm
Bethel Seventh Day Adventist Church,
Tel: 555 555 555
All errors accurately duplicated, line-wraps mostly in the right places, italic left on just as in the original. Though the original did actually have a picture. So, is there more than what the scientists are telling us? If so, what is it? Tell me! In the style of a Zimbabwe pastor!