In today's trip to the swimming pool, amusing things I saw include:- Derby Beauty Centre - I read it at first as implying a centre of Derby beauty, which is a delightfully horrifying concept and probably quite well represents what they do. There was a bit of sign near it that said something about spraying women orange-brown, and I imagine they also specialise in gluing faces into a pained smile.
- A lovely bit of graffiti, only slightly larger than a hand; a solid letter B made of horizontal yellow stripes, with little insect wings.
- A disposal company named "Peak Waste". I like to think their business plan relies on some theory like the reverse of Peak Oil, where waste becomes harder and harder to dispose of, so their prices will increase exponentially in the future, eventually resulting in a waste singularity of some sort.
[15:41]
|