| RavenBlog | 
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| Comments on Tuesday 8 June 2004: | |
| As a result of someone else's Livejournal entry in which they were amused by the bizarre terms writers come up with to suggest an erection, and a comment thereon chortling at some of the most ridiculously common of such things, I present the brand spanking new Privates Eye. Constructing terms for genitalia since, ooh, about an hour ago. For example: 
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| AttackOfTheSpam | 
| "Silky Charybdis"? Or worse, my friend Mike's "Flaming Cudgel"? | 
| C. Copperpot | 
| Salacious Tool! | 
| AttackOfTheSpam | 
| This is so wrong - and yet too awesome for words. | 
| MorbidCorvid | 
| I love my bloodshot joystick. | 
| Zloduska | 
| Female university students about to get a BA degree in Spanish must of course proudly possess a "heavenly taco". |