If you wish to deteriorate those useless socially-competent bits of your brain, simply play computer games for seven hours a day, and you will achieve Game Brain.So what's wrong with depleted beta waves?
"When the frontal lobe suffers from significant drops of activity, the circulation of blood there worsens, causing it to degenerate," says Mori, a professor at Nihon University. And what's wrong with that? Who wants a non-degenerated frontal lobe anyway? Mmmm, delicious melty brains. No doubt in a few years' time you'll be able to use it as an excuse for any sort of bad behaviour. "Sorry - it's my Game Brain." People are already using ADHD as an excuse for sports personalities' bad behaviour, even when it's bad behaviour that is in no way related to hyperactivity or lack of attention. Surely a fully melted frontal lobe is a superior excuse for anything and everything.
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