America's department of falsification clearly isn't trying at all. "Look at this man getting his head chopped off by those evil arabs - evil arabs with sandy hair and caucasian-pale hands. Watch as his arterial blood completely fails to squirt out as the appropriate parts are severed. Now forget about the tortured Iraqi prisoners and be horrified by this terrible treatment of an American - an American who we did let leave the country, regardless of what his own letters to his family might have said. We even offered him his own plane, oh yes we did, and he said no because of, er, a reason."
Of course, the video-fabrication department doesn't have to be any good, because most of the population will lap up whatever insipid pabulum is offered, and if anyone tries to bring attention to it then they're ignored as a tinfoil hatter. With that in mind, why do they even bother trying to concoct a semi-believable story? Why not just go straight to the point?Evil Arab Video decoded from Al-Jazeera: We wants to blows up America because we am teh evilx0r! LOL! Pwned! New Iraqi Prisoner Torture Footage brought to light: I am teh bad mans! Torture me! Do it now! I will make you torture me with my evil brain-control magicks! You are in my power! Now video it and send it to your friends! Muahahaha! I'm sure the American government would be pleased to use footage like that. In fact, I can prove it with this short video extract I captured from the closed-circuit cameras in the Whitehouse:RavenBlack: I have an idea for new cheesy unbelievable propaganda that will even so make the moronic majority of the population believe in whatever cause you like.
American government person: (moving jerkily, voice clearly assembled from audio clips taken variously from Stephen Hawking, Stallone movie trailers and televised Bush speeches) WHY YES, we would LOVE to offer you a position as our noo propaganda The Specialist.
RavenBlack: Hooray!
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