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Comments on Friday 14 May 2004:
America's department of falsification clearly isn't trying at all. "Look at this man getting his head chopped off by those evil arabs - evil arabs with sandy hair and caucasian-pale hands. Watch as his arterial blood completely fails to squirt out as the appropriate parts are severed. Now forget about the tortured Iraqi prisoners and be horrified by this terrible treatment of an American - an American who we did let leave the country, regardless of what his own letters to his family might have said. We even offered him his own plane, oh yes we did, and he said no because of, er, a reason."

Of course, the video-fabrication department doesn't have to be any good, because most of the population will lap up whatever insipid pabulum is offered, and if anyone tries to bring attention to it then they're ignored as a tinfoil hatter. With that in mind, why do they even bother trying to concoct a semi-believable story? Why not just go straight to the point?
Evil Arab Video decoded from Al-Jazeera: We wants to blows up America because we am teh evilx0r! LOL! Pwned!
New Iraqi Prisoner Torture Footage brought to light: I am teh bad mans! Torture me! Do it now! I will make you torture me with my evil brain-control magicks! You are in my power! Now video it and send it to your friends! Muahahaha!
I'm sure the American government would be pleased to use footage like that. In fact, I can prove it with this short video extract I captured from the closed-circuit cameras in the Whitehouse:
RavenBlack: I have an idea for new cheesy unbelievable propaganda that will even so make the moronic majority of the population believe in whatever cause you like.
American government person: (moving jerkily, voice clearly assembled from audio clips taken variously from Stephen Hawking, Stallone movie trailers and televised Bush speeches) WHY YES, we would LOVE to offer you a position as our noo propaganda The Specialist.
RavenBlack: Hooray!
[03:25]

MorbidCorvid
Wow... now I feel really stupid. I had never really noticed how horribly assembled that footage was. I truly am part of the moronic majority. Also, if you ever do get the job of brainwashing America (well. moreso than we already are), do it with a picture of Rudy Giuliani. It worked on the Simpson's, so of course it's a good idea. All apologies to Mr. Giuliani, because I have a feeling I butchered his name.

AttackOfTheSpam
I feel a little out of whack... did someone get beheaded? I don't watch much TV...

Gecko
^yup, some american by the "evil arabs" I didn't see the tape, but reaction in DC is disgusting. Everybody's all "oh no! We must go kill them!" forgetting about the iraqi prisoners and that abuse. When confronted with this fact, the fat white republicans tell people either that a: a little abuse is nothing compared to beheadation or b: it was not retaliaion.

Both of which are bullshit.

kurrel the raven
I'm horribly torn between watching it or not watching it. I know it's at ogrish.com (as well as lots of other horrible stuff) but having seen a prior extremely graphic video of a Russian soldier being decapitated by Chechens i'm not too keen on being in shock for days afterwards. It's an evil quandary.

AttackOfTheSpam
I know it's horrible for the Arabs that were abused, but I'm kind of glad it happened, because every day this abuse scandal seems to be reaching higher and higher up the ladder while Bush's approval rating is dropping lower and lower. I only hope that our beloved President doesn't just make Rumsfeld the scapegoat for the whole thing, which I expect he'll try. I can't imagine four more years of Bush.

Well, actually I can, but I'd rather not have to.

Frederick
Who takes more drugs out of the Iraqis and the Americans? So get the ammount of Americans in Iraq, times it by the number of Dextroamphetamine tablets they are ordered to take and you have the level of Insanity which causes these problems.

I'v been to Arabia before, its a very safe place, Walk down the worst street in New york wearing a shirt saying Black and see how long you survive.
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