|Comments on Wednesday 18 February 2004:|
|Hoorah for increasingly ridiculous esoteric spam-filter-evasion by spam. Apparently I can "gaerner profwessional resspect" by getting a "Un1iversity Dewgree" such as a "Baqchelors, Masfters, MBsA, or Docdtorate (Ph3D)". It doesn't require any "bosoks", and "dConfiwdentiality" is assured. Quick, sign me up!|
Also, they will "brerak doswn the wa1ll that has hefld your earpning poewer bpack", which suggests that, but for the asking, they would also shizzle mah nizzle up the bizzatch. Bargain. [16:13]
|Interesting... perhaps they are attempting to win respect with their faulty grammar and almighty l33t speak? I, for one, am suitably impressed.|
|That is NOWHERE near l33t. If it was it would have read something like the following (assuming they use my dialect):|
`/0ü c4|\| 64|2|\|3|2 P|20|=35510|\|4|_ |235P3C7 |3`/ 63771|\|6 4 ü|\|1\/3|2517`/ |)36|233.
And yes, they will shizzle mah nizzle up the bizzatch, my homie-homeslice-g-funk-pimp-dogg-in-da-hood-yo. Trust me. I had it checked.
|Oh, and all I said in that line of incomprehensible numbers and letters is "You can garner professional respect by getting a university degree." Screw the rest of the email. I don't have the patience for l33t as a method of communication. I have patience for l33t as a method of antagonization, which is just about as fun as playing multiple personalities in an IRC chatroom.|
|Now that you've told me what that says.... I can see about half the words. But it kills my brain (not to mention eyes) to try. Anyone know where I might find some bosoks??? They sound interesting. Maybe they're like books with extra an extra "s" or two tossed in somewhere. Or maybe they're composed of pages with just the letter "s" on them?? I may never know if I can't find one!|
|I think they're probably a cross between bosoms and bollocks.|
|Ahhh! l33+, no no not l33+! Such an annoying thing it is...|
About the spam, at least yours is creative. All I ever get is "V,,gra" and "bl0ck 5p@m" types.
|You guys are unlucky in your spam... the only thing I get is the odd 30 KB .doc virus from someone I don't know with a weird little message like "why?" or "your name is wrong". It's kind of freaking me out.|
Oh, and also penis enlargement pill ads, but the only thing unusual about that is that the companies that send me these have yet to figure out that I don't actually own a penis.
|GASP! I just figured out that passage of l337! I've never done that before! I am simultaneously excited and sickened.|
So... you could get a |34(|-|3l0|2'5 |)36|233!!!
Oh wow... I'm turning into an idiot!
And yet, I am unsurprised.
|Bwahahaha. You have been turned.|
|As long as I don't start listening to nineties pop, I'm pretty much okay with that.|
|^ When you start listening to nineties pop, call in the exorcist!|
|What happens if the people next door were playing Simon and Garfunkel and you found that you didn't mind it?|
|Then you are learning.|
|Learning how to be an idiot or learning something else? I'm terribly mixed up.|
|"they would also shizzle mah nizzle up the bizzatch" translates to "they would also shit my n*gger up the bitch".|
|Yes. It wasn't supposed to be coherent, just an impression.|
|Spam- learning that Simon and Garfunkel are good for you. Yes...yes... join us!|
|Hmm... "Baby Driver" beckons with its partially obscene lyrics and infectious tune...|
|^ Scarbourough Fair has better stuff on it.|