|Comments on Sunday 7 December 2003:|
|Mix coffee and orange juice. It's nice. Proper squeezed pulpy orange juice, and proper machined-or-stoved coffee, mixed in a half-and-half ratio. They remove each other's most unpleasant traits, and don't interfere with the positives which kick in at different stages of the drinking process. Orange on the lips (but with its sting removed), a smooth coffee-orange flavour on the tongue, and a short-lived aftertaste of the coffee. Mm.|
Don't make a vegan milkshake with coffee, soy-chocolate-ice-cream and soy-milk. It's horrible. It's thin and tastes mostly like scum. Soy scum.
Have air-conditioning. Locking out the weather and then grabbing the bit of weather that's trapped inside and stabbing it in the face is very satisfying and pleasant.
Don't have a lawn. Lawns are stupid. You have to maintain them and they aren't actually enjoyable or anything. Same goes for any garden that isn't edible. [09:41]
|Try putting chocolate in the coffee/orange mix. I'm not brave enough.|
|That milkshake sounds truly terrifying.|
Then again, so does the orange juice - coffee mixture. Orange juice and carbonated water is good. Supposedly, chocolate syrup and carbonated water is also good, but I've yet to try this.
|lawns are absurd, although having said that there is a delightful lawn in the Roma Street Parklands in Brisbane. Maintained with public monies it is a truly magnificant expanse of green. as my lawn would be if maintained with public monies. As it is it isn't so therefor is shit and full of nasty bitey weeds and ants.|
|lawns sound like penis|
|Well, nitr0z, that depends entirely on the penis. However, lawns are total crap - my father is out there every Saturday, complete with cowboy hat and Budweiser, riding his little riding lawnmower and mowing proudly. It disturbs me. And he never did figure out it was me that poured the nails in the gas tank...|
However, that milkshake should never be released into human society, for fear it would start a cult. And the air-conditioning thing is awesome - not so much stabbing the weather as "Killing it in the face," as my friend Jack says.
But there is no way I'm doing that coffee thing. I don't even LIKE coffee - vile, disgusting, horrible mix, that. I shudder to think of it. Especially the amacciato-mocha-tini-grande-no-whip-half-calf-frapuccino-Caramel-Delight things the so-called 'normal' people at my school drink. Do those things even count as an actual edible substance? They've got to be more processed than Velveeta and Disney movies put together.
|Tchah, that's not coffee, that's milk-sugar-scum-beverage. Coffee is made of coffee beans and water.|
|I think if coffee were so damn scolding hot, i migth care for it slightly. But yea, I'm anti-coffee, just to piss off the Starbucks people. That place is just messed-up.|
|Personally, the only thing I'll drink from Starbucks is the hot chocolate - but it's still kind of blah, so I usually make myself the Ghiradelli kind at home. As for the coffee thing, couldn't there be milk and sugar there too? Or is that not allowed?|
|Starbucks doesn't serve coffee. Starbucks serves water poured through the particulate matter left after you cremate coffee beans.|