There's a shampoo commercial here which tries to make males inclined to preen, by having sports personalities endorse the shampoo. The concept backfires rather, with one of the football players looking in the locker of the other, and saying about the shampoo, "What's this? Jeez you're a pretty-boy." And then ruffling the hair of the other.
I propose this superior script:"What's this? Shampoo? You big fuckin' poof. I'm 'ard me. I wash my hair with bricks."
"Er, that's not mine. I use napalm concentrate." We then cut to a split-screen of the two men showering, both looking shifty then getting the shampoo brand out from a secret panel. If the ad is supposed to appeal to a homosexual audience, we can then remove the screen-split line revealing that they're actually sharing a shower, and they can laugh together. Brac Shampoo - It's Better Than Bricks.
Oh yeah, and Israel attacked Syria, but that's clearly not as interesting as homophobic shampoo.
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