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Comments on Monday 15 September 2003:
A new Google-game - try to find the most generic search for which you are the top result. The genericness of a search is measured by the total number of results returned - the more the better. For example, a search for horse melange comes up with me top, and 11000 results total. This very much beats Moore boring tosser with only 262, but isn't as good a result as Moore fucking boring at 13600. Despite the not so good score, I'm most pleased with being the top result for edible paper aeroplane, scoring 1140. Irksome that the livejournal copy takes all these results, rather than the blog doing so, though. [01:32]

Tywick
Query: tywick
Top Result: http://tywick.com
Total Results: 665

Query: Tyson Wickman
Top Result: http://tywick.com/downloads/Resume.doc
Total Results: 815

Query: Madison Underground
Top Result: http://madisonunderground.com/modules/newbb/index.php
Total Results: 291,000

James
'lego monster' hits my old page at the top of about 93,100 hits.

I'm grouchy though, because I used to be the top hit of 'lego wars' a lovely little search with 296,000 hits, but now I'm banished to the number 3 spot. I wonder when that happened?

Mechtrex
What exactly do you mean by tosser?
Sentence#4

Tom
You have to look at 'tosser' in context. 'Moore boring tosser' - shows that Mr Moore is either exceptional dull when it comes to garbage disposal or masturbation. Or possibly both, if a double encoded pun is involved.

I fear I am not generic enough for this. 'tom massey freetalk' is reasonable, but 'tom massey freetalk edible' is probably more fun.

Vaguely interesting that the livejournal takes all the credit. I've read at least three livejournal responses. Sorry. They're crap.

Hoorah!!

Pig
The word ravenblack returns 71,800 results with www.ravenblack.net as 1st and this blog as 3rd.

Digi
Odd; I get 45,500 for 'ravenblack', but 1,070,000 for 'raven black'. Both, obviously, have ravenblack.net as the first result.

RavenBlack
Using your name is no fun, though.

Colin Palmer
Looks like I found a new way to waste a day : )

QwertyPhobia
Interesting. Since posting this entry, containing all the search terms in a single, pocket-size container, the blog now beats livejournal three out of four times.

Do these comments get googled as well? Can't hurt to try. horse melange moore boring tosser moore fucking boring edible paper aeroplane
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