|It's oft-suggested that the internet provides fodder for sexual fantasies of all flavours, but a short experiment shows that this is patently not the case. Google gives us nothing if we ask for "licking leg-hair", for example - surely not so unlikely a fetish. How about "biting pimples" or "biting spots" fantasies? Nope, nobody does it. "Ear-wax bathing"? Again, no such thing. How about "sucking mucous"? Nope. Pathetic. How is one supposed to be an interesting pervert when it's all about dressing up as animals and swallowing each other whole, eh? And even the swallowing each other whole site is gone, now. So if you want to be a pervert, you're stuck with dressing up as animals like everyone else on the internet, or inventing your own perversion. What good is the internet, eh?