|Comments on Thursday 10 April 2003:|
|BEEEES! 80 million bees escaped onto the I-95 median. "The cargo was worth about $10,000." That's just over one cent per hundred bees. If I'd known bees were that cheap, I'd have, ooh, ten thousand of them.|
"Witnesses said that the moving truck slammed into the rear of a motor home and then caught fire." Like a cartoon. Crunch. "Phew, that was close." Woof.
"...a semi tractor trailer carrying several cases of hives..." That must be a very nasty-looking trailer.
Do all news story undergo MST3K analysis this easily? [20:04]
|if that wouldve happened near me, id probably had a panic attack (im allergic to bees).|
so $10000 for bees. who knew...
as for the trailer, i can only imagine.
yay for the play on words. :)
|"[O]fficials worked to ... scoop up the honey that had spilled."|
Mmm, the sweet sweet taste of a fatal accident.
At first I thought this was something to do with your and Holly's game, but the truth is even better.
|"Like a cartoon"|
Of course. And the cartoon was "The Simpsons". They used sugar instead of honey because sugar is clinically proven to be 24% funnier than honey if bears are not involved.