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Comments on Monday 10 February 2003:
I don't believe this person is real, but the email is nearly as amusing if it's from someone being stupid as if it were from someone who just is stupid. I got this email:
Subject: your webstie

why do you have a website? all it does is make me angry. I got linked here from taking that What video game character are you thing, which is the only thing about you that prevents me from coming over your house and sticking a stake in your face cause your probably a fucking vampire. your website is creepy as hell, and to be honest, no one but me has probably ever seen this piece of shit, and I'm glad, because anyone else who sees it would probably be as dumbfounded, scared, and angry as I am. No one wants to hear about some artsy gothic college burnout whose life is a big waste of time, and who met his girlfriend online at some fucking message board where a bunch of fucking losers that don't realize that stupid people are living a much better life than people who write complaints on a fucking message board every day about people who basically live happier lives than them. Maybe if your life was more interesting than my left eyelid I'd consider not hating you and the bed you sleep in. I mean, you don't even have anything remotely interesting on your site god damnit. you'd think that since your life was proven to equal a worthless pile of shit that you'd have something creative to show the world, but no, you pay for a domain name (that has fucking banners by the way, that you could have avoided by using a half-decent domain name registration service you stupid bastard) using money you probably earned sucking guys' dicks in a gas station bathroom stall, or working at Mickey D's, and use it to but a bunch of stupid artsy, sappy psychobabble shit on your website that even the people who like that kind of crap are probably pissed off for getting like 1 sentence of it. And then you put nausea-inducing pictures up of you and your friends that make uglypeople.com make look a fucking gallery of pictures taken at a beauty pagent. God, why did you make such a depressing shitty ass website you sick fuck. People like you make me want to kill myself. Thanks for ruining my night you fucking loser.
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Cyn
What a freaken LOSER! Can't believe people take the time to be that stupid.

goddess19
He complains about people posting on message boards and how they have no life, yet he complains for hours in an email to you about your website. It just does not make sense. Your site is very nice by the way, and your friends are cute.

a passer by
That's very entertaining. I hope you go on ruining his nights for a long time to come.

Digi
Tsk. Its Mackey Dees.

icarus
What a rude soul. He seems to have spent quite a bit of time on the site getting annoyed; you'd think that if he didn't like it, he'd just leave.

Perhaps he's so dumb he doesn't know how to type in addresses and can only follow links.

And poo to him if he thinks we (I) am ugly (being on the links page as I am). So what. He could have at least attempted to write some humorously verbose and original insults, you tiara wearing weasel.

Love icarus. -x-

C. Copperpot
I love finding run-on sentences. They amuse me so! Thank you for posting this!

Mat MacTwatem
I'm glad he pointed out that I do not have a life, else all the endless sex with my non-ugly girlfriend and drinking with my mates whilst hitting them with swords may of been far too much fun for me. Thankyou stranger, I shall now spend my evenings looking on the internet for things like you, porn, but mostly the m/m stuff as you seem to have alot of pent up rage which can only come from denial of your true sexuality. Well I'm off on my hols now, off to Brighton where no matter what I wear I will appear conservative and normal. Up yer clootie!

Nightshade
Ah, that made my day RB. Thanks for posting it. Doesn't it give ya such a wonderfeeling of superiority to know that such imbeciles exist in the world?
Which reminds me, I ought to post some of the similar letters which I've received in my weblog. Someday. If I remember to get around to it.

fairyzebra
haha<\/A>/, he spelled pageant wrong.

Cyrrus
Interesting how the individual expects you to be sorry that it wants to kill itself. Strangely enough, I find myself having something in common with it. I had the occasional stray thought that it should kill itself, too.

Wendy
that poor shit. he hasn't had sex in years!

Nirev
HUAhauhauAHuahaUHaUHhUA
its funny :P
i wonder how this loser looks like...

Digi
First someone sends Raven fake stupidity. Then Raven posts stating *clearly* that he believes it to be fake. Then people flame it. More fake stupidity? Alas, probably not.

Kelsey
Ha. That was the funniest thing... they must be pretty mentally unstable. Ah, I love this site.

Demon Eyes Kyo
Wow, messages like this just baffle me. Honestly they do, yet, when the confusion ends the laughing begins. Its hard for me to think that someone could feasibly have nothing better to do with their life than make poor attempts to insult someone web-page, which the decided to spend time looking at. It could have redeemed itself a little if (s)he had at least made a witty remark at some point in their ramblings. But, alas no, all we are left with are copious amounts of stupidity and profanity. I laughed until I realized that there could have been an actual person who wrote that, and I feel sorry for them. Oh well, this reminds me why I try to avoid "people" when at all possible.

maxo37
What's happening?

MorbidCorvid
How can anyone hate this site? I am commenting on a blog that was posted over a year ago, and I'm still having fun. And your friends are all quite beautiful. Plus, the uglier ones make me laugh. All around good time.

Please note I'm kidding about the uglier ones. I feel ugly in everyones prescence.

imagedust
Oh my god! This dude is a lunatic! As someone said above, I definitely agree that they have to have a few screws loose in the brain department. LOL<\/A>/ - good read though:)
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