|Comments on Wednesday 15 January 2003:|
|Deliberate misunderstanding for comic effect of the day, advertisement-based as usual; "Singulair can help you control your child's asthma." What a fantastic idea. "Go to your room." "I don't wanna." "ASTHMA ATTACK! Now go to your room."
|Good, but not as good as the products that let you control ants and cockroaches and things.|
http://dallas.tamu.edu/insects/Ent-1003.html - "USING SOAPY WATER TO CONTROL BEES"
|Only "FOR MORE INFORMATION" though. The CIA should just use a swarm of bees, and some Fairy Liquid, and have done with this whole Bin Laden thing.|