|Comments on Tuesday 31 December 2002:|
|What is one supposed to do with bottles of skanky oil? Not pour them down the sink, I know. Not throw them out with other stuff. Then what? The only thing I could think of is that they should be saved up and then used as Molotov cocktails. Holly suggested that, since we're in America, we could save them up and serve them as ordinary cocktails. Fantastic.
|What? Does something dramatic happen if you put a bottle of oil out with your rubbish? How is it any different from throwing a load of other unrecycleable litter into an incinerator or landfill?|
Alternative Three: Fry hundreds and hundreds of greasy burgers and throw *them* away.
|Make candles from half, use the remainder as sun block after your candles have buggered the O-zone.|
|Alternative Five: Drink it, and let nature take its course.|