|Comments on Saturday 14 December 2002:|
|Vanish Drop-ins declare near their instructions on the back of the box, "Bowl water not harmful to children or pets. However, it is not recommended that pets regularly drink water from the toilet." Don't comment on this if you don't understand why I've posted it. Just rest assured that it's funny and you haven't understood.
|My cat seriously thinks he will die if he drinks from the bowl... he actually prefers piss flavored water to the shit from the sink????|
|Of course, the alternative would have been equally entertaining.|
|Hee. The funny bit being that children were not told to refrain from regularly...|
After a week around my sister's kids, that sort of makes sense. Well, not really, they're good sorts. Anyway. My brain is shorting out. Think i'll sleep.
|And i'm not Nameless, either. Well, mostly not.|
|"Bowl water not harmful to children or pets. However, it is not recommended that pets regularly drink water from the toilet."|
And is it recommended for children to drink water from the toilet?
|Gee. Thanks for spelling that our for all us dunderheads. You so clever, me feel stooopid,|
|The joke is actually much more subtle than that, the real humour hidden in the use of the phrases "Bowl water" and "water from the toilet". Look hard, I'm sure it will come to you.|
|I've certainly never had any complaints from my goldfish.|
|When I said "don't comment if you don't understand", I really didn't mean "comment proudly if you do".|
|Well some of us have to do the annoying and obvious, just to keep you on your wingtips.|
Hahahah! Ok, no, it wasn't that funny.
|If any one has a moment I'd really appreciate someone running through that whole chicken crossing the road thing. Neo-political, existential, satirical comedy is far to advanced for me.|
|It also says, "Helps keep your toilet bowl stain-free." Absolutely! -- You will only see that your toilet bowl is stained with the blue color from "Vanish Drop-ins Blue".|
They must have some real comedians in the company!