An entertaining piece of snail-mail spam: first, in big letters, "COMPLIMENTARY HOLIDAY TURKEY OR HAM". Apparently this spelling of complimentary is interchangable with complementary, in America, but it still amuses me, in a Restaurant At The End Of The Universe sort of way. Then, to claim your flattering meat, you have to take a short survey. Question one: "What do you think is America's biggest health concern? Exercise, Diet or Water/Air pollution?" I think it was exercise, but with all the sycophantic viands, you've probably turned it to diet, Mr Survey Man.
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