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| Comments on Thursday 5 September 2002: |
| Braveheart: It would have been better if it starred Charlton Heston instead of Mel Gibson, as an exploding zombie instead of a Scottish hero, that eats people's brains instead of showing its arse.
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| Tom |
| I'm terribly offended by this review. |
| Nik |
| Well, practice makes perfect. You should be thanking Raven for the opportunity. |
| Tom |
| I do. I thank Raven at every possible joint. Otherwise I fear he may eat my eyes, and I need them to undress women. I hope to eventually move up to being acceptably offended, the end goal being greatly. I know my limits and dare not hope for a magnificently offended with purple badger cluster. From information received, I'd be lucky to get the orange turnip. |