|Comments on Sunday 18 August 2002:|
|I want a bumper sticker that says "everybody's child is a bloody honor student, it's not a sign that your child is good, it's a sign of the progressing decay of the education standards in this country". It should be a sticker the width of a standard SUV.
|Hrmm.... white or black background with alternating colors? (as if I have to ask)|
|I reckon there's a sad and lonely blog reader out there, who idolises you enough to make that.|
|alas, no bumper-sticker making capabilities lie at my disposal.|
|Personally, I'd go for a bumper sticker that says "My child is a bloody honour student due to semi-automatic weapons and the general disintegration of society into a pool of pus. And blood."|
|I've always been fond of "My Juvinile Deliquent is screwing Your Honor Student", just for the deliberate trashyness of it, but I think I support that one more.|