| RavenBlog |
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| Comments on Thursday 4 July 2002: |
| Chopping up a picnic table with an axe - which muscles would you expect this to jellify? I expect the answer is not that which was the case for me, fingers and lungs. I've now got callouses on my lungs, and fingers full of phlegm.
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| Dan H |
| Is there any point in asking what the poor old picernic table did to warrant such violence? |
| RavenBlack |
| Only in that you might get an answer. It's ugly, and occupying our back yard unwantedly, and throwing out a bunch of planks is generally easier than throwing out an entire rotted-looking picnic table. (Rotted-looking, mind - it's certainly not rotted, bloody lot of work with an axe that it is.) |
| Nik |
| I would expect no muscles to jellify. I *would* expect my wrists and back to ache like fuck. |
| Digi |
| Just think how the poor picnic table feels. Insensitive picnic table bashing BASTARDS. |
| RavenBlack |
| Bloody thing shouldn't have been trespassing, then, should it? There's a sign up and everything. "Trespassers will be shot or mauled with axes." Except there isn't. Hm, I do wonder what's happened to the "trespassers will be shot" sign, though. |
| Digi |
| With that sign trespassers would shoot themselves on your property and then sue you for encouraging them. |
| Tom |
| I'm not at all sure that it's possible to shoot somebody with an axe, or maul them for that matter: I always thought a more hands on approach was needed to qualify as a mauling, preferably with teeth rather than hands. I do wonder why you didn't involve a few litres of petrol and some marshmallows though. Ash is even easier to dispose of then a bunch of planks. It's probably even biodegradable. |
| Tim |
| Maybe reconsider about the ash: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A16206-2002Jul16.html {amused}. |