| RavenBlog |
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| Comments on Monday 22 April 2002: |
| When cleaning a fridge of a house that's been vacant for two months, two things you don't want to find are: 1. sticky stinky stuff all over the entire fridge, metal shelves and all. 2. A cheese slice secreted under the meat drawer.
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| Tabbie |
| Ewww.... Had the first when moving into current house. Glad I didn't have the second. Interestingly enough, the one person who absolutely hates cleaning fridges, was of course the one who did it. Bleh! I suggest what I used, lots of bleach. It smells really narsty, but does the job. |
| Meander |
| Reminds me of the first time I cleaned the fridge at "the house full of people in VA." we found salad that had turned to a toothpaste-like gel. *shudders* |
| Tabbie |
| Ewwww... in my house I still swear that they must have been roasting fat children on a spit in the middle of the kitchen every day. Otherwise I really don't want to know what they were doing to cause the amount of grease on the walls/ceiling/floor/cabinets/blinds that we encountered upon moving in. |
| RavenBlack |
| I am amused by the implication that roasting children would be a less offensive activity than any other which could spread quantities of grease. |
| Tabbie |
| Yeah well, they might have been cooking kittens or something else cute. Children are mostly loud and messy. Kittens are fuzzy and you don't have to send them to college. |
| RavenBlack |
| Radiohead did a song about Fake Plastic Cheese. Or something like that. |
| Tabbie |
| American cheese is not cheese. It's cheese food. It's what you feed real cheese to make it bigger, stronger cheese! |