|Comments on Monday 22 April 2002:
|When cleaning a fridge of a house that's been vacant for two months, two things you don't want to find are: 1. sticky stinky stuff all over the entire fridge, metal shelves and all. 2. A cheese slice secreted under the meat drawer.
|Ewww.... Had the first when moving into current house. Glad I didn't have the second. Interestingly enough, the one person who absolutely hates cleaning fridges, was of course the one who did it. Bleh! I suggest what I used, lots of bleach. It smells really narsty, but does the job.
|Reminds me of the first time I cleaned the fridge at "the house full of people in VA." we found salad that had turned to a toothpaste-like gel. *shudders*
|Ewwww... in my house I still swear that they must have been roasting fat children on a spit in the middle of the kitchen every day. Otherwise I really don't want to know what they were doing to cause the amount of grease on the walls/ceiling/floor/cabinets/blinds that we encountered upon moving in.
|I am amused by the implication that roasting children would be a less offensive activity than any other which could spread quantities of grease.
|Yeah well, they might have been cooking kittens or something else cute. Children are mostly loud and messy. Kittens are fuzzy and you don't have to send them to college.
|Radiohead did a song about Fake Plastic Cheese. Or something like that.
|American cheese is not cheese. It's cheese food. It's what you feed real cheese to make it bigger, stronger cheese!