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Comments on Tuesday 4 December 2001:
Fly or roll? I'll walk, thanks. It's cheaper, and I won't become Baron Harkonnen shaped. [03:09]

Eperdu
Actually it isn't so much tha the Baron can't work as his motor control is virtually none. He used to be a strapping athletic lad, but he was poisoned by a Benne Jesserit who used her training to create a poison within her and release it out of her while they were having sex. Well, actually he was raping her - he was bound to make her pregnant to continue on the Benne Jesserit breeding program, you see, but only complied after deciding to do it i na way that he wouldn't loathe himself for as he was homosexual and hated the Jesserit. This worked since they can focus on making sure that sperm fertilise the egg using their training and ability to conrol their bodies. The poison went undetected and lead to his muscles collapsing slowly over the years and his skin being ravaged by disease etc. Mmm.

Uh. Tum te tu te tum. Read the dune series and the posthumous prequels everyone!
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