Tsk, why are all the blogs not updated between 10pm and 4am? I'm having a coffee-break in my novel-writing, damn you all, and need Things to read. If I can't read Things, how am I expected to write Other Things, eh? You all are to be soundly cursed for impeding the progress of novels. If I can't write 13000 words today, you know who's to blame. That's right, me, not you. There are nearly 20 hours, and yesterday I've demonstrated that I can write nearly 1000 words per hour on average, so I should be able to do it easily. There's no eating or sleeping involved, and I'm nearing the end, where all the ideas have been focussed, so I should even be able to write faster. If I'm not finished with six hours to spare, there's something wrong. Something like me wasting my time writing really long rambling blog entries. And you know whose fault that is? Everyone else, for not updating their blogs for my benefit. Hah.
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