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Comments on Thursday 22 November 2001: |
An explanation of why America generally has a fucked up view of money arrived yesterday, in the form of a letter to my wife from her credit card company.
I think you'll agree with me --Okay, so that last line was me. [15:08] |
zx64 |
This Christmas, for the sake of Our Country you must Spend, Consume and Enjoy Coca-Cola! To do so otherwise is UnAmerican, and if you're UnAmerican, you're a Terrorist! Don't be a Terrorist, apply now for our LOW LOW APR(*) loans! God Bless America(**) (* 19.6% rising to 21.8% after three days) (** Request to deity for blessing excludes all those banana, trees and tequila bits) |
Eperdu |
Do not be a fool and drink Pepsi instead! Pepsi is Russian drink, originally called "Pepski"! Do not drink Mountain Dew either, for that is originally named "Mountain over-looking fair capital of Afghanistan, sweet ancestral home to us all". Dew. Then again, Coca Cola contains cocks, so you might want to stick with Dr. Pepper. |