|Comments on Thursday 22 November 2001:|
|An explanation of why America generally has a fucked up view of money arrived yesterday, in the form of a letter to my wife from her credit card company.
I think you'll agree with me --Okay, so that last line was me. [15:08]
|This Christmas, for the sake of Our Country you must Spend, Consume and Enjoy Coca-Cola! To do so otherwise is UnAmerican, and if you're UnAmerican, you're a Terrorist!|
Don't be a Terrorist, apply now for our LOW LOW APR(*) loans!
God Bless America(**)
(* 19.6% rising to 21.8% after three days)
(** Request to deity for blessing excludes all those banana, trees and tequila bits)
|Do not be a fool and drink Pepsi instead! Pepsi is Russian drink, originally called "Pepski"! Do not drink Mountain Dew either, for that is originally named "Mountain over-looking fair capital of Afghanistan, sweet ancestral home to us all". Dew.|
Then again, Coca Cola contains cocks, so you might want to stick with Dr. Pepper.