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Comments on Wednesday 8 December 2004:
Blooming incompetent bureaucrats. We want you to do this power of attorney thing very very quickly now, months after you said you should do a power of attorney thing, and after we've made you do lots of forms that you wouldn't have had to if you'd done the power of attorney thing when you said. Here is a power of attorney form. Please also include a copy of some extremely America-centric ID that you don't have because you're not American and not in America.
Bla bla bla, I (my name) bla bla appoint (other-party name) as bla bla attorney with regard to bla. In witness where of I sign here, blam, (my name).

State of: _________
County of: _________ BECAUSE YOU ARE IN AMERICA AND THUS HAVE A STATE AND A COUNTY BECAUSE NOWHERE ELSE EXISTS.

I, the undersigned, a Notary Public - because everywhere has Notary Publics because America is everywhere and no real people live anywhere else even when we have specifically been told where they are that is not America - in and for the County and State aforesaid - because everyone is in a County and State because that's what America is made of - do certify that (other-party name, yes, that's right, the name that isn't supposed to have signed the document), whose name is signed to the foregoing Power of Attorney document, OH WAIT NO IT ISN'T BECAUSE THAT WAS THE WRONG NAME, SO OUR WRONGNESS IS NOT ONLY OF AMERICA-CENTRICNESS BUT ALSO SIMPLE GROSS INCOMPETENCE bearing the date bla bla bla bla bla. Stamp. I AM A NOTARY PUBLIC, ME!
Please overnight this form to our offices, with the power of MOONBEAMS that allows one to overnight documents from Australia to America. Of course a digital signature won't suffice, we must have paper, and we must have it THIS VERY INSTANT. What's that, you're in Australia and thus can't possibly overnight it, you say? Then you should use UPS because UPS exist everywhere and are great, and are faster than lightning or Skippy the Bush Kangaroo! [20:43]

Anet
What are you still dealing with them for? The US is history for you. I thought it was done?

RavenBlack
Joint ownership of house requires me to endorse the selling.

Anet
Ah... I see good luck and hope that is the last of it.

Nameless
Ups does garuntee 24 hour delivery every where the cost is just very prohibitive.

Nameless
blah sorry about the spelling it'll only cost you about 70 dollars as well.

RavenBlack
Try this - http://wwwapps.ups.com/calTimeCost?loc=en_AU sending documents from Australia/Glenside/5065 to United States/Columbia/21044. From 5pm Monday to 10:30am Wednesday. That's not 24 hours. I'd be very surprised if they did offer a 24-hour service at this distance, since you can't even generally get a person from here to there that quickly.

SpasmodicMonk
You already gave the answer yourself. Use moonbeams.

~*White Fox*~
...Kangaroos are of no use to me and since i live in america i have to believe that i dont belong here and i was dropped onto this peice of crap called land by some weird aliens....yes moonbeams are your answer!....send it that way....*bows and vanishes leaving a black rose*
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