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Friday 9 January 2015
Get the body you've always wanted, with seasonal flu! Our patented loss of appetite will take pounds of fat off your waist, while the coughing spasms sculpt your abs and hard-to-target diaphragm muscles like nothing else!

I'm interested, but I already had a flu vaccine!

Never fear, the flu vaccine is only effective against a flu from years ago that nobody ever had! This year's seasonal flu is completely unaffected.

How much does it cost?

It's absolutely free - simply get a referral from a friend, coworker or family member who is still in their infectious minimally symptomatic trial period, and you can get started in as little as 2-3 days!

I've tried other exercise and diet programs but I always quit

Whole-body coughing spasms are so much fun you simply won't be able to stop!

Side-effects may include diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, death, congestion, inability to concentrate, soreness and tiredness. Do not drive while under the influence of seasonal flu.

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Saturday 20 December 2014
It must be frustrating to be the first guy who painted themself silver and pretended to be an automaton that moves for money, that now it's just "a thing that you see sometimes", he gets nothing when other people do his thing, and if he tells people he was the first to do that nobody will believe him. [20:03] [0 comments]