|Comments on Sunday 6 June 2004:|
|KFC (in Australia, anyway) has the advertising slogan "Nobody Makes Chicken Like KFC". Given that the effect of advertising is supposed to be primarily subliminal, surely it's not a good idea to advertise with a sentence including the words "Nobody", "Like" and "KFC"? This thought brought to you by the fact that I just, due to not paying attention, read the text off the screen of the advertisement as saying "Nobody Likes Chicken From KFC". Oops.
|KFC always smelled disconcertingly like blood and peanut butter to me.|
|That might explain why the herbs and spices are kept secret.|
|Like McDonald's Secret Sauce, which was actually 1000 Island salad dressing. Except more sinister.|
|Eye of newt, wing of bat, and so forth.|