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Comments on Wednesday 21 February 2007:
Oh Mormons, why do you all look so funny? Why do you have such silly ways?
I answer the door in a dressing gown.
"We understand this might be a bad time, but we're bla bla Jesus Christ of bla bla bla."
"You can imagine how interested I am, can't you?"
"Well..."
"Oh go on, you could take a pretty good guess."
"Um, are you interested in more peace in this life?"
"No thanks, I already have plenty."
"You're not interested in more peace?" (incredulously)
"Well, I could have more peace if you don't come back."
"Wait, hold on a minute, we're..." (door is closed)
[20:49]

cCAngel_EyesCc
I understand your pain. Did you ever notice that they never come at a convient time either? You're usually in the shower, or on the phone, or in the middle of cooking Mac n' Cheese that is overcooked by the time you return. Silly mormons.

Kerotan
well the problem around my neck of the woods in Jehovah's witnesses, but i can't say that i have ever met one in the flesh, i have only read their promotional material as it were, and i have never crossed a mormon...

Angel Eyes
I must try that one. I'm sick of those people harassing me. I live on the outskirts of town to and thought I would be safe there, but no. It's like they're follwing me.... *glances around nervously*

Admiral Memo
We've got Jehovah's Witnesses around our way since we're... *calculates the distances from different streets* about 8 blocks from one of their churches, or whatever they call them. One good thing I can say about them, though, is that they sure are motivated and get things done. The place where they worship was grass one week, parking lot and foundation the next, and functional the following week.

Skitz
I live in Utah. UTAH! I'm in a state that was created by Mormons. Alas I'm never far from one of those "do-gooder" types. But I've found it nice and easy to use the "My father's a happy Lutheran, you guys got my little brother, and I'm pretty happy knowing I'm going to your hell. So thank you, but you saving my soul ruins my fun."
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