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Comments on Monday 20 June 2005:
A chain letter amused me enough to get a reply, today.
From: fool@shit.free.email
To: me@my.address, thirteen_others@their.addresses
Subject: FW: Beautiful people

>To A Beautiful Person
>If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
>If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it.
>He sends you flowers every spring.
>He sends you a sunrise every morning.
>Whenever you want to talk, He listens.
>He can live anywhere in the universe, but He chose your heart.
>Face it friend, He is crazy about you!
>God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without
>rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light
>for the way.
>
>My best wishes to you for an extraordinary day!
>Love Cyndy
>
>Send this to every "beautiful person" you wish to bless.
Warranting the reply:
Wow, God sounds like a great date. But then I discovered that the bastard was cheating on me! He was supposed to be in my heart, and looking after me, but he was in like ten other people's hearts at the same time even during that one email you sent! Man, it's hardly amazing that he chose to be in my heart of all the universe that he could be in when he can just gallivant off into other people's hearts whenever it's hard times. So I've decided I'm breaking up with God and going to date someone who can at least promise me *some* days without pain and laughter without sorrow. Hell, I could manage that much without dating anyone. God's a horrible boyfriend or girlfriend, and I feel after this email that I should tell everyone else that he's cheating on about his gigolo ways.
I mean, not only that but he didn't even have the courtesy to tell me he was supposed to be my boyfriend or girlfriend in the first place. It's like stereotypical high-school, getting his friends to tell his other friends to tell me indirectly about his crazy infatuation. Big freaky stalker. [13:16]

CAROLINE
u my friend are very amusing, care to marry me?

RavenBlack
I don't know. Could you promise me some days without pain and some laughter without sorrow?

Jessi
I play your Vampire name and I was told that you were an interesting character, I find that the statement is true just by reading this entry. I personally have friends who are Jesus Freaks and it is great to have a laugh at such a thing once on a while. I compliment you on your work with the game.
Farewell and goodnight
Fala

Skitz
Geez, even with god's cheating ways, I still get left out of the loop. Maybe it's because I've been ignoring him for all these years. Kind of hard to "date" someone who ignores you completely. But still... it would have been nice if he'd tried a little harder....

courtney
but god is in eevryones heart and loves everyone. I only find it amusing if someone who dont know sent it to you. You people have a weird sense of humor

RavenBlack
But a lovely sense of language.

Dragonseye
Wow, how true. Exactly why I'm not Christian!

colin
This is hilarious

christy
i think this is all a joke because nobody can tell you what to do with yopur relationship only you could so this is hilariouse
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