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Comments on Tuesday 7 June 2005:
My desktop computer's keyboard stopped working a couple of weeks ago. I finally got around to buying it a new one. I decided to get a roll-up rubber keyboard for little real reason (the price wasn't a lot different, and it seems likely to be more resilient than a normal cheap keyboard). Little did I know that it would come with bonus comedy instructions.

The Roll-keyboard can be used in below conditions:
  • It must be used on an even working face.
  • It can be used in the temperature of -40 - +80.
  • It can be used in the damp environment even shallow water.
  • It can be used in the dusty environment even sandstorm.
  • It can be used in the acidity and alkaline environment.
  • It can be laundered by alcohol or disinfector.
The Roll-keyboard cannot be used in below conditions.
  • It cannot be contacted the sharp object.
  • It cannot be contacted the oil or the organic impregnate like acetone and toluol etc.
  • It cannot be pressed when it was rolled.
  • Cannot places the heavy object on it in long time.
  • It cannot be putted into the oven and putted on the fire to roast.
  • We cannot put out strength to twist or pull it.
Made by high-quality silicone, the keyboard has no poisonous and evil smell, according to the requirment of the environmental protection, it is a kind of creative new product.

And finally, the last instruction from how to connect the keyboard: "Turn on the computer then it works." And it did. [07:19]

RavenBlack
Quite hard, but they do go 'clump' when they are pressed.

Nameless
Hows the keyboard for actually typing on? does it have nice sound key spring and response time?

Does it have a nice layout or did they do some odd key placements?

That reminds me can someone please standardize the size of enterkeys and the placement of the /\'s? please!

Sorry but I hate going to use an unfamiliar computer (usually one thats at least minimally broken and needs fixes.) then having to look to find the backslash for typing commands and directories.

RavenBlack
For me it requires quite a bit more force to press a key than I'd like. The response time is fine though, and there's no annoying keystroke-repetition as gentler keyboards will sometimes do. The layout is what I think of as standard - backwards-L-shaped enter key, windows key near the bottom left - except that the space bar is four separate space keys in a row, presumably because otherwise it wouldn't roll up very well.

Dragonseye
*Sigh* Grammatical errors, *cringes* kill me now. I'm sorry but those people need to go back to 3rd grade English.

RavenBlack
I'm not sure the Japanese have third grade English.

Nameless
He could have been cringing at me.

Comments on blogs are hardly the place to be anal about a persons grammar and punctuation.

Christina
This is the problem. It isn't English at all. It's Engrish--completely different language.

Dragonseye
Oh, Japanese, now you tell me! But still, that's what spell check is for.

RavenBlack
What, grammatical errors? I don't think it is, you know.
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