Perhaps the funniest non-comedy site I've seen this year - New Utopia, a proposed constructed Libertarian paradise island. "New Utopia will be managed by a Board of Governors; managing what we believe to be the most perfect city/state ever conceived, blending the philosophies of both Ayn Rand and Robert Heinlein."
Ayn Rand and Robert Heinlein? How could anyone possibly resist? Especially with realistic philosophy like this: "The Principality of New Utopia will be constructed in such a way that each platform, which makes up a city block, is surrounded by water. This will make the policing of it a much easier task. Crime should be virtually non-existent." Yes, that's right folks, you'll be protected from crime by the magical powers of water. Perhaps Prince Lazarus Long has become confused between criminals and vampires as to which can't cross running water. Or maybe it's me who doesn't realise that criminals, in fact, can't cross brine. Who knows? Maybe L Ron Hubbard.
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