|Hoorah! It's believed that Saddam Hussein has been captured - and if you watch the news on Australia's channel 7 with the sound off because you don't care, then you get to believe that he was captured by these two spokespeople. I like to imagine the news story went something like this:|
A Muppet and Simon Quinlank
Statler said "it was a bit of a disappointment really. I thought this guy was supposed to be hard, but he hadn't even managed to cut his beard." Waldorf agreed "Bit like Bush trying to cut a budget!" The two of them laughed together.
Quinlank responded "Shut up! Capturing dictators is my hobby, and you two are rubbish amateurs. Only I can do this hobby!"
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