|I don't believe this person is real, but the email is nearly as amusing if it's from someone being stupid as if it were from someone who just is stupid. I got this email:|
Subject: your webstie
why do you have a website? all it does is make me angry. I got linked here from taking that What video game character are you thing, which is the only thing about you that prevents me from coming over your house and sticking a stake in your face cause your probably a fucking vampire. your website is creepy as hell, and to be honest, no one but me has probably ever seen this piece of shit, and I'm glad, because anyone else who sees it would probably be as dumbfounded, scared, and angry as I am. No one wants to hear about some artsy gothic college burnout whose life is a big waste of time, and who met his girlfriend online at some fucking message board where a bunch of fucking losers that don't realize that stupid people are living a much better life than people who write complaints on a fucking message board every day about people who basically live happier lives than them. Maybe if your life was more interesting than my left eyelid I'd consider not hating you and the bed you sleep in. I mean, you don't even have anything remotely interesting on your site god damnit. you'd think that since your life was proven to equal a worthless pile of shit that you'd have something creative to show the world, but no, you pay for a domain name (that has fucking banners by the way, that you could have avoided by using a half-decent domain name registration service you stupid bastard) using money you probably earned sucking guys' dicks in a gas station bathroom stall, or working at Mickey D's, and use it to but a bunch of stupid artsy, sappy psychobabble shit on your website that even the people who like that kind of crap are probably pissed off for getting like 1 sentence of it. And then you put nausea-inducing pictures up of you and your friends that make uglypeople.com make look a fucking gallery of pictures taken at a beauty pagent. God, why did you make such a depressing shitty ass website you sick fuck. People like you make me want to kill myself. Thanks for ruining my night you fucking loser.