|The greatest TV show in the world, ever - Man versus Beast - was just on Fox. The world champion eater, amongst humans, versus a 1000lb bear, in an "eat 50 hotdogs faster" competition. A sumo wrestler versus an orangoutan half his weight, in a tug of war. An elephant versus forty-two midgets, in a pulling-a-plane competition. A sprinter versus a giraffe, and then versus a zebra, racing 100 metres. I'm hoping that next episode it will have Stephen Hawking versus a fish, in a talking competition.