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| Comments on Friday 18 January 2002: |
| It should be noted that the best way to waken a heavily-sleeping spouse is to burst into the room frantically yelling "Mushroom soup! Mushroom soup!". I'm not sure if it was taken as desperation or terror, but it did wake her rapidly and with much sitting up and panicking.
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| O Z Z Y M E I S T E R |
| *LOL<\/A>/* That was great! Now, strangely...I want some mushroom soup.... |
| Fox West |
| You sir are a strange creature. |
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| mmm.....soup... |
| shivigrrl |
| i pity spouse! although it should be noted that i used to wake my parents up when i was little by singing loudly and jumping up and down on them and the bed . . . |
| Eperdu |
| I recall, when particularly young, the waking of my parents by holding the toilet seat over their heads and explaining how it was broken. And yes, the toilet seat was wet. Dripping with my childish urine, as it were. |
| Weena |
| I'll liken this to smiling maniacally and saying, in a high-pitched voice, to drunken folk, 'look out for the fuzzy, pink bunnies!' and watching them laugh their arses off because they don't know any better. |
| Cristina |
| I don't know who you are, but I fond your site wonderfully amusing! I must try that "Mushroom soup" technique soon....now if only I had a spouse to awaken... |
| Carrie |
| You're fun. |