|The new Around the World in 80 Days is fun, and extremely silly. In tone it resembles a live-action episode of Clone High, starring Jackie Chan as Joan of Arc, and Phileas Fogg as JFK.|
There's not really much more that can be said about it without jumping knee-deep into spoilers. There's a good number of director-level jokes - non-obvious jokes that aren't so much made as just exist. Guest stars include Richard Branson as owner-of-a-hot-air-balloon, and one of those narrow bench thingies as Jackie Chan's favourite weapon, borrowed from every old-style Jackie Chan movie there is.
"How about if we get your nipples replaced... at my expense?"