|Comments on Wednesday 23 June 2004:|
|Something I missed out of yesterday's zombie review, which was very much supposed to be in there - the suggestion that anyone who hasn't seen the movie yet but still intends to see it in the theatre should, during one of the few lull moments, lean forward and bite the head of whoever's sitting in front of them. Clearly this is the best prank ever.|
Similarly childish would be to put, in the same style as Livejournal's "current mood" and "current music", a "today's farts" subtext to each post, with either numbers or adjectives. "Plentiful", "Fragrant", "Squelchy" and the like. Possibly with occasional extended descriptions. "Sounded squelchy but turned out to actually be bone-dry when I checked."
A less disturbing but still slightly amusing alternative would be to only give current moods in terms of song titles. Current mood: Gloomy (Apocalypse Theatre 2000). And possibly fill the current music slot with descriptors instead of titles. Current music: a bit whiny and too long.
Now go and vote about What's Better, even though there are far too many items. Or create a Livejournal ranking community devoted to ranking arbitrary objects. Possibly by Condorcet style voting. [06:54]