|Comments on Monday 15 March 2004:|
|On a similar note, though a deliberate misunderstanding for my own amusement this time, a TV news summary headline, "Police are questioning a 35-year-old man after three children were found safe..."|
"You! You look 35 years old - I bet you teach the green-cross code, don't you?"
"Didn't I see you in a Smokey-the-bear suit?"
"No, I've never made any children safe at all."
"No. Certainly not those three who were found safe recently."
|Could be made into a nice near-future story, neh? Something along the lines of Bradbury's /Pedestrian/. Or maybe just a Leonard Cohen song... "Kill another fetus now, we don't like children anyhow." Iíve seen the future, Raven. It is murder.|